Absotruckinlutely

An amusing backstory...a strange experience on a high desert plateau...a rather large monster truck. A10 ups the ante in the monster truck category with their newest game—and dares you not to crack a smile while you race. The controls are simple and will come naturally, so even your sister can play. Behold the mighty monster truck! Can it run over stuff? Yes!!! Can it jump higher than an elephant? For sure!! Is it fun to drive? Abso-truckin-lutely! A LITTLE BIT OF WILD AND A LOT OF WEIRD! This monster truck game pushes into new territory with higher jumps, more fun destroyable obstacles, and a cast of totally wack cartoon characters that keep the laughs coming and the action going. Task #1: Press down on the accelerator. Task #2: There is none. You’ve already won! Everything else is gravy, probably in the form of stains on the front of your shirt. Abso-truckin-lutely! "One of the stupidest games I’ve ever played! The first monster truck game my little sister would like.” -Ted, from Baltimore" "He’s right, I do like it!" -Ted’s sister, also from Baltimore" "A modern day classic! Wry, thought provoking, and makes you cry in the end!”-Piers, from Denmark" "Finally! Touchpad game dynamics used for a socially relevant purpose!” -Mr. Higgenbottom, London" FEATURES: •Fewer Than 2,500 Thrilling/Chilling Levels! •More Than 12 Minutes of Extreme Fun!zOnly Game Ever With Digital Bologna! •Suitable For Children & Adults! •Play Like It's 1999! Parts of the multiplayer experience require an internet connection.