Dumb Ways to Die Free

Dumb Ways to Die is a public service announcement campaign by Metro Trains in Melbourne, Australia to promote rail safety. The campaign went viral through sharing and social media starting in November 2012Dumb Ways to Die - First and best edition of the longest versionLyrics:Set fire to your hairPoke a stick at a grizzly bearEat medicines that's out of dateUse your private parts as piranha baitDumb ways to die, so many dumb ways to dieGet your toast out with a forkDo your own electrical workTeach yourself how to flyEat a two week old unrefrigerated pieDumb ways to die, so many dumb ways to dieInvite a psycho-killer insideScratch a drug dealer's brand new rideTake your helmet off in outer spaceUse your clothes dryer as a hiding placeDumb ways to die, so many dumb ways to dieKeep a rattlesnake as petSell both the kidneys on the internetEat a tube of superglue "I wonder what's this red button do?"Dumb ways to die, so many dumb ways to dieDress up like a moose during hunting seasonDisturb a nest of wasps for no good reasonStand on the edge of a train station platformDrive around the boom gates at a level crossingRun across the tracks between the platformsThey may not rhyme but they're quite possiblyThe dumbest ways to die, so many dumb ways to dieNote: This is not a game