George Lowe Bites

At the touch of your fingertip, you will be able to make any cramped elevator instantly more uncomfortable. George Lowe Bites includes categories for...* Putting the smack down while GAMING!* ...at the Job!* DE-Motivational Speeches* Evil Products* Ninjas & Pirates* Quotes* Really, um, special... Sound FX* Superhuman and utterly bizarre stuff!ALSO! Use the George Lowe Bites Magic 8-Ball to make important life changing decisions*.WHO IS GEORGE LOWE?Best known as the voice of Space Ghost, George Lowe has been heard in the TV shows Aqua Teen Hunger Force, The Brak show, Robot Chicken, Perfect Hair Forever and other Adult Swim Series and in the online games AdventureQuest Worlds, DragonFable, MechQuest and EpicDuel. Everyone needs their life narrated by George Lowe. But luckily for you, most people are too cheap. You're not cheap though... are ya, champ? Put Uncle George on that smart phone of yours and let's start up a little trouble.* For entertainment purposes only. If you actually feel compelled to follow the advice given by this app, you may wish to seek professional help.